I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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One for the muff, one for the ruff, two to keep kids out of mom's stuff
Looks like you really do need that Xanax now haha
Wrong website, FML is thataway -> . Also, YDI. Also, FSM forbid old people have a libido.
She purposely put them there to distract u from the xanax
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Lmfao at WTF's post. Also it serves OP right for looking through their mother's shit.
That is her Xanax, give it a whirl.
Unnecessary use of the word 'like'. It IS the opposite of what you wanted. Unless she hides her Xanax inside the battery compartment, that sneaky snatch!
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