Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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