dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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