i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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