Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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