no. you can't hotbox the world.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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