i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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