and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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