high people should be assigned attendants
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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