new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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