She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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