: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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