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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos

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Because... fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more?

Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 10, 10 at 4:20pm

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I opened this to comment to see why it had 50+ comments.

Submitted by brownthug on Dec 11, 10 at 3:39am

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@zachneedg2 the first word that came to my mind when I read your comment was "freshman"...

Submitted by bakedpea12 on Dec 10, 10 at 6:12pm

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I want a gecko.

Submitted by thechick99 on Dec 11, 10 at 4:57am

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zachneedg2 makes Firsty sad :(

Submitted by firsty on Dec 11, 10 at 1:01am

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It could be worse...he could continuously breed his own kind.

Submitted by 8BitMegaMan on Dec 11, 10 at 7:10am

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Uhh..Fired!

Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 10 at 11:42pm

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@zachneedg do you have a multiple personality disorder or you have no one to fuck you? And guess what, all those post add more against you. As for the real text, guess they're are crazies that want the real thing of the mascot.

Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 11, 10 at 12:36am

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What the goddamn is going on with zachneed...

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 5, 12 at 1:17am

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What are you talking about? He sooo has "upper-management" written all over him!

Submitted by soko on Dec 11, 10 at 3:36am

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First. Fuck yea!! Vote me up or suck my cock.

Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 10, 10 at 4:19pm

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- What a fuckin homo
  
  Submitted by DeezNuts62 on Dec 10, 10 at 6:32pm
  
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  - You're homo
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:23pm
    
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    Agreed :)
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:31pm
    
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    Totally
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:06pm
    
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    Yes he is
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:39pm
    
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    Spoken like a true homo
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:41pm
    
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  - Pedobear alert
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:27pm
    
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    We should report him
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:33pm
    
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    Or just drop him in a dark woods
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:34pm
    
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    Molester alert
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:39pm
    
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    Touché
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:40pm
    
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    Child molester. Even worse
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:45pm
    
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- Guess that means 20+ people (so far) owe you a blowjob. Or a swift kick in the nuts because that's what I'm gonna go with.
  
  Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 10, 10 at 7:20pm
  
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  - Blowjob or $20 take your pick
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:29pm
    
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    You heard the man
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:37pm
    
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    I didn't hear him. What did he say?
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:49pm
    
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    Pay the fuck attention and you would
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:51pm
    
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    Make it $50 and we got a deal
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:46pm
    
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    $100 or nothin nigga
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:48pm
    
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    $500 and I'll suck it good
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:52pm
    
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- I love reading this
  
  Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:36pm
  
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  - Aren't they just swell?
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:41pm
    
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    Why yes. Yes they are.
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:43pm
    
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    Gets me off
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:55pm
    
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    Makes me cum
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:03pm
    
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  - Me too
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:53pm
    
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- Sorry I like boobies.
  
  Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:56pm
  
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  - Sorry to hear that
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 7:59pm
    
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    Pussy is better
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:01pm
    
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    Debatable
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:04pm
    
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    Indubitably
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:14pm
    
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    Not debatable
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:37pm
    
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    Yeahhhhhh
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 9:06pm
    
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- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  
  Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:07pm
  
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  - Trolling is fun YO
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:08pm
    
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    Fuck yea
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:10pm
    
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    Why must we be so awesome?
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:12pm
    
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    Cause were boss.
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:13pm
    
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- Epic convo
  
  Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:33pm
  
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  - Well said
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:36pm
    
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    Thank you sir
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:45pm
    
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    Fuck you
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:47pm
    
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    Right back atcha
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:49pm
    
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    Don't talk to me like that young man
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:51pm
    
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    You're very welcome
    
    Submitted by zachneedg on Dec 10, 10 at 8:53pm
    
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    C-c-c combo breaker
    
    Submitted by kellenmo on Dec 10, 10 at 11:04pm
    
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