ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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