she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i out mim tonsoeep
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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