Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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