this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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