Already got asked if we're dating
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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