when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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