There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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