just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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