Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
