it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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