just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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