yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
A+ Viking dick
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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