i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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