your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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