No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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