dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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