is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
