So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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