When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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