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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?

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A ginger?

Submitted by schlock on Sep 16, 10 at 11:24am

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You've never played the game just the tip?

Submitted by Phys on Sep 16, 10 at 11:26am

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- I. Hate. That. Game. You go in all the way (and push hard) or don't go at all. Just sayin that's the way I likes it ;)
  
  Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 18, 10 at 2:21am
  
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A midget is my guess

Submitted by Santino on Sep 16, 10 at 11:32am

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Maybe the fat chick was so big she was counted at 1.5 people

Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on Sep 16, 10 at 11:59am

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A little person, a threesome, just the tip, super fat chick counting as 1.5, a relative, if he has to pay he only counts half, the possibilities are endless!!!

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 16, 10 at 12:43pm

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Just the tip. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels

Submitted by princess21 on Sep 16, 10 at 12:42pm

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That's in pineapple express. He said he dipped a ball in.

Submitted by rilesedge on Sep 16, 10 at 12:21pm

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he couldnt get her to finish

Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 16, 10 at 11:34am

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An amputee

Submitted by officespace on Sep 16, 10 at 3:24pm

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Well a black would count as 3/5 so we can rule that out.

Submitted by redsox985 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:32pm

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Midget

Submitted by 310/951/805 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:33am

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he was drunk and just dipped a ball in. if he said 26 he'd feel like a liar. the whole time he was thinking "this doesn't count!!"

Submitted by heavyweight420 on Sep 16, 10 at 4:13pm

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Maybe one chick had a dick... so it's only half a girl

Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 16, 10 at 1:50pm

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It's just the tip. And who tells their number anymore? You have to be young.

Submitted by EJS4 on Sep 17, 10 at 12:38am

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Depends on his definition of half:\n1-midget.\n2-they banged but he (referring to the guy you're talking about) or she didn't come.\n3-one of the people was so fat, they counted as 1.5 people.\n\nChoose wisely.

Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Sep 16, 10 at 10:22pm

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Maaaat Daaaamon ...

Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 2:38pm

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midget of course

Submitted by TATDCHiiCK on Sep 16, 10 at 3:49pm

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He just got to stick it in not go all the way

Submitted by kwpn on Sep 16, 10 at 6:17pm

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"what is a half... your hand? that doesn't count?"

Submitted by sailor_man on Sep 16, 10 at 6:41pm

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It's where you don't come.

Submitted by dazywu on Sep 19, 10 at 3:23am

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Or just a BJ. I count every guy I give just a BJ to as a .5

Submitted by youallsuck on Sep 18, 10 at 7:43pm

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You.

Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 16, 10 at 5:46pm

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I give strippers a pity .5 since they aren't real people

Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 17, 10 at 7:03am

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The half is he did a Devil's Three-way. That is two straight guys on one girl. Both the guys split the prize, thus they did "half a girl.". They probably did an Eiffel Tower where one guy got her face and the other her back side.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 17, 10 at 3:12am

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- If you were on the front end of the Eiffel Tower, you're just getting a blowjob, not sex. That would make it 0, not .5
  
  Submitted by Captain_Obvious_ on Sep 18, 10 at 1:55am
  
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BJ... that's probably supposed to be 17 with sex and 17 with only bj's, = 25.5

Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 16, 10 at 11:42am

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...is it really that hard to spell pineapple?

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 10 at 6:30pm

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It's from the real number being divided by 10. Go Team!

Submitted by TeamScumbag on Sep 16, 10 at 4:20pm

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its when you just put your balls in. havent you seen pinnaple express?

Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 16, 10 at 1:00pm

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You never wanna question the half...the stories are always somethin to be concerned about haha

Submitted by grandmasboy on Sep 16, 10 at 8:01pm

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Midget

Submitted by AnnaPollzz on Sep 19, 10 at 3:15pm

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OK sean hyman

Submitted by statenislandg on Sep 16, 10 at 11:50pm

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The half, it wasn't exactly sex but it kind of was.

Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 19, 10 at 3:49pm

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Obviously you sucked so he counted you as the half.

Submitted by entersandman13 on Sep 16, 10 at 4:19pm

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Or the 0.5 was 14 y/o

Submitted by Michguy on Sep 16, 10 at 5:14pm

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Siamese twins would count too...

Submitted by Yozenfrogurt on Sep 16, 10 at 9:39pm

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a tranny?

Submitted by nosidero on Sep 16, 10 at 5:20pm

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The .5 can be a blow job...

Submitted by GottaFistPump on Sep 19, 10 at 7:33pm

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midget

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 17, 10 at 12:14am

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midget

Submitted by TBONEa on Sep 16, 10 at 8:00pm

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Sorry I just needed to stay laying down.. Let me know later if ur down cause I'll gladly go out and celebrate.

Submitted by mariliza on Sep 16, 10 at 11:37am

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Just the tip, just for a bit

Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 17, 10 at 10:15am

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Well I think the answer to this is obvious. MIDGETS

Submitted by smfirerescue on Sep 16, 10 at 7:22pm

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the half was him fucking around with her and not doing anything passing out or something like that

Submitted by Emokidd88 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:35pm

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Hahahaha 11:24

Submitted by booya1 on Oct 18, 10 at 2:09am

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Either one guy had a really big dick that she counted as 1.5 or a really tiny one she counted as .5...

Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 16, 10 at 1:48pm

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I'm thinking a nugget. An amputee who lost bot arms and legs

Submitted by crockpot on Nov 8, 11 at 11:13am

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Submitted by schlock on Sep 16, 10 at 11:24am

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Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 18, 10 at 2:21am

Submitted by Santino on Sep 16, 10 at 11:32am

Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on Sep 16, 10 at 11:59am

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 16, 10 at 12:43pm

Submitted by princess21 on Sep 16, 10 at 12:42pm

Submitted by rilesedge on Sep 16, 10 at 12:21pm

Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 16, 10 at 11:34am

Submitted by officespace on Sep 16, 10 at 3:24pm

Submitted by redsox985 on Sep 16, 10 at 10:32pm

Submitted by 310/951/805 on Sep 16, 10 at 11:33am

Submitted by heavyweight420 on Sep 16, 10 at 4:13pm

Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 16, 10 at 1:50pm

Submitted by EJS4 on Sep 17, 10 at 12:38am

Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Sep 16, 10 at 10:22pm

Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 16, 10 at 2:38pm

Submitted by TATDCHiiCK on Sep 16, 10 at 3:49pm

Submitted by kwpn on Sep 16, 10 at 6:17pm

Submitted by sailor_man on Sep 16, 10 at 6:41pm

Submitted by dazywu on Sep 19, 10 at 3:23am

Submitted by youallsuck on Sep 18, 10 at 7:43pm

Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 16, 10 at 5:46pm

Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 17, 10 at 7:03am

Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 17, 10 at 3:12am

Submitted by Captain_Obvious_ on Sep 18, 10 at 1:55am

Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 16, 10 at 11:42am

Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 10 at 6:30pm

Submitted by TeamScumbag on Sep 16, 10 at 4:20pm

Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 16, 10 at 1:00pm

Submitted by grandmasboy on Sep 16, 10 at 8:01pm

Submitted by AnnaPollzz on Sep 19, 10 at 3:15pm

Submitted by statenislandg on Sep 16, 10 at 11:50pm

Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 19, 10 at 3:49pm

Submitted by entersandman13 on Sep 16, 10 at 4:19pm

Submitted by Michguy on Sep 16, 10 at 5:14pm

Submitted by Yozenfrogurt on Sep 16, 10 at 9:39pm

Submitted by nosidero on Sep 16, 10 at 5:20pm

Submitted by GottaFistPump on Sep 19, 10 at 7:33pm

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 17, 10 at 12:14am

Submitted by TBONEa on Sep 16, 10 at 8:00pm

Submitted by mariliza on Sep 16, 10 at 11:37am

Submitted by jrm261 on Sep 17, 10 at 10:15am

Submitted by smfirerescue on Sep 16, 10 at 7:22pm

Submitted by Emokidd88 on Nov 21, 10 at 11:35pm

Submitted by booya1 on Oct 18, 10 at 2:09am

Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on Sep 16, 10 at 1:48pm

Submitted by crockpot on Nov 8, 11 at 11:13am

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