I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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