think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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