Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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