help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You can't motorboat a personality
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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