do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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