$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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