I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
