I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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