I love black thongs
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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