the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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