im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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