plz talk dirty to me
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Pooping to opera.
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