is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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