don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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