she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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