How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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