I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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